These people will say anything. That just goes to show you the outrageous claims BoobyP will make. I, and I alone, am the new Bishop of Pittsburgh, and I, and I alone, am entitled to that invitation. Perhaps I shall bring Mrs. Clumber, and we can do the canine shuffle together at the big dance. I promise to try to control my slobber, but my snoring is beyond my control. If your sermon puts me to sleep, then you are to blame for the snoring, Rowan!
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The following is not me, nor one of our grandpups.
No children were harmed in the making of this picture.
So, GrandClumber, can you tell me the story again about the little boy with the dark rotten mess for a heart and guts? And tell me about how you’re gonna die because of your sin, just like everyone…. puleeeeeeaseeeee, GrandClumber?
clumber++’s back, but don’t expect much for a couple of days. Grandpupping is hard work!
Well, it’s another of the frequent timeouts for clumber++. We’re headed off for some good solid grandpup time. Remember the rules: play nice with each other, share your squeaky toys, no biting ankles, try to have fun, and stay away from any dark rotten messes you might see or hear about.
Oh, and first and foremost, listen to the Master’s Voice.
clumber++, First Canine Bishop of the Diocese of Pittsburgh of The Episcopal Church
Accept No Substitutes
Marital Bliss
A forty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you! ?”
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says “I don’t care. I just came from the doctor and he says I have the breasts of an 18-year-old.”
The husband said, “What did he say about your 41-year-old ass?”
“Your name never came up,” she replied.
Another TED talk that is highly recommended!
Brian Cox: What really goes on at the Large Hadron Collider
A while back, a question was raised over at Ormonde Plater’s Place, and I found it interesting that I was the only canine to try to debate it… so I raise it again, with the hope that someone else will join and post some thoughts.
June brides
Am I the only person in The Episcopal Church, other than “reasserters” or “conservatives,” who thinks the marriage of Gene and Mark just before Lambeth is a terrible idea?
Of course, you’d want a little maple syrup on that to take away the bitter taste!
The official breakfast of the Diocese of Pittsburgh!
Sort of an understatement, don’t you think?
All you dogs and dogettes know the drill by now. Play nice. Share your squeaky toys. No biting at each others ankles. And above all, be kind.
This trip has nothing to do with grandpups.
And just to squelch the rumors before they start, I will not be going to Pittsburgh to evict BobbyP±± from my office.
Peace, out.
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