Rescue can come in many forms.
For the drowning swimmer it can be a life preserver.
For the choking diner it can be the Heimlich maneuver.
For the heart attack victim it can be a trained EMT with an AED.

All these physical ailments have physical solutions, and yet the Episcopal Church has lacked the most basic life-saving ministry of all, Truth! Well just in time, when we had lost hope, dignity, and touch with reality, comes Father Christian Troll. Hallelujah and amen, brother! Thanks be to God!
Build your house on the rock of Truth and not on sands of shifting modern trendiness is all I can say.
That blog is so trite that I’m wondering if it is a parody.
What? WHAT? Say it ain’t so! I was all set to offer Father Troll a position in the New Diocese of Pittsburgh! I like his style…. it reminds me a little of the (apparently) departed Brother Causticus…
That’s exactly who I had in mind. BC would be an excellent addition to the Dio of PGH.