Barkings Of An Old Dog

These people will say anything. That just goes to show you the outrageous claims BoobyP will make. I, and I alone, am the new Bishop of Pittsburgh, and I, and I alone, am entitled to that invitation. Perhaps I shall bring Mrs. Clumber, and we can do the canine shuffle together at the big dance. I promise to try to control my slobber, but my snoring is beyond my control. If your sermon puts me to sleep, then you are to blame for the snoring, Rowan!