The following is not me, nor one of our grandpups.
No children were harmed in the making of this picture.

So, GrandClumber, can you tell me the story again about the little boy with the dark rotten mess for a heart and guts? And tell me about how you’re gonna die because of your sin, just like everyone…. puleeeeeeaseeeee, GrandClumber?
clumber++’s back, but don’t expect much for a couple of days. Grandpupping is hard work!
Awww, what a snuggly pile of rotten hearts and guts.
Welcome back, don’t trip over stuff I did the typical woman thing and moved everything while you were away.
What a pwecious thing. And the baby’s cute, too!
Only sweet dreams for them both.
That’s what our puppy was trying to get his humans to do today, also… naps are a good thing!
Oh, Clumber, you are the luckiest of all the dogs! And patient, wise and good too, obviously. Five minutes of scratching behind the ears for you, and a vatful of gravy for that gift!
Adorable. Simply adorable. But, do I detect and undercurrent of hostility in your note?
I can assure you, Doctor, there’s nary a microgram of Hostilium in my body. We have a requirement that you check your Hostility at the door before entering the kennel.
Clumber, I sent the picture to my best friend, just that in the e-mail, with the subject line, “What I Want.” He wrote back and said, “Looks good to be either one of them.” That’s what I think too. Thanks.