Marital Bliss
A forty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you! ?”
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says “I don’t care. I just came from the doctor and he says I have the breasts of an 18-year-old.”
The husband said, “What did he say about your 41-year-old ass?”
“Your name never came up,” she replied.
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