One in three:
Glorious Trinity!
Or maybe they’re both three in one… hey, I don’t have your human finger things, so this counting is tough for an old dog!
Archive for May, 2008
Masonic Numbers, LHC, Black Holes, Planet X, Van Allen Belt, Stargates, Crispy Bacon, Satan, Nephalim, Moon Landing Hoax, Strange Matter, Genesis 6, Giants who ate people, Nibiru, Flying Saucers, Return of the Anti-Christ, Tower of Babel.
Luckily, at the end (and yes, for some odd reason I kept going to the end), Gorilla199, the guy in the youtube video, gives us permission to tell him that he’s nuts.
Okay.
You’re Nuts!
You’re completely effing nuts!
Wag of the tail to the Bad Astronomy Blog.
Rescue can come in many forms.
For the drowning swimmer it can be a life preserver.
For the choking diner it can be the Heimlich maneuver.
For the heart attack victim it can be a trained EMT with an AED.
All these physical ailments have physical solutions, and yet the Episcopal Church has lacked the most basic life-saving ministry of all, Truth! Well just in time, when we had lost hope, dignity, and touch with reality, comes Father Christian Troll. Hallelujah and amen, brother! Thanks be to God!
Build your house on the rock of Truth and not on sands of shifting modern trendiness is all I can say.
These are simply beautiful, no? At first I thought they were stuffed toys, but evolution has created such beauty!
More available here: Toxic nudibranchs—soft, seagoing slugs—produce a brilliant defense.
Australian driver belts in beer rather than young boy
Australian police who pulled over a driver in the outback were astonished to find he had secured a load of beer with a seat belt but not a five year old boy.
Officers said they were “appalled” to find the man was more concerned about his 30 ‘tinnies’, or cans of beer, than the child who was traveling with him.
While the consignment of alcohol was safely buckled in, the boy was sitting on the floor in the back, unrestrained.
And of course, to all the people who can’t stand to live, worship, and break bread with people like us… you know, the crazy people who read beyond the words to try to see the Word.
BoobyP goes out to get his Pittsburgh Post-Gazette Tribune Review
Wag of the tail to Clerical Whispers for this:
California Man Believes He Sees Virgin Mary In Wound
MONTEREY, CA (NBC) — A California man says he can see the image of the Virgin Mary in his leg after a motorcycle accident.
Marc Lipton said he was riding his motorcycle when he lost control and slid about 50 feet along the road.
Lipton said he wasn’t wearing leather chaps at the time because he was close to home.
Lipton said he believes the Virgin Mary protected him from further injury when the motorcycle slid out from underneath him.
The Roman Catholic Church has very strict guidelines regarding what is deemed an official sighting of the Virgin Mary.
There has been no word on if the Diocese of Monterey will investigate Lipton’s leg as a legitimate apparition of the Virgin Mary.
Comment 1: As far as clumber++ can see, there’s only one thing the man should do. Cut it off and sell it on ebay.
Comment 2: The Roman Catholic Church has very strict guidelines regarding what is deemed an official sighting of the Virgin Mary. They have quality control on everything, don’t you know.
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