Anglican Periodic Table (14)

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Causticum is a chemical element with the symbol BC (from the Latin causticum, meaning shining dawn) and atomic number 79. It is also known as titusonetenium. It is a highly sought-after Anglican precious metal which, for many centuries, has been used as money, a store of value and in jewelry. The metal occurs as nuggets of humor, grains of truth, or pearls of wisdom in rocks, underground “veins” and in alluvial deposits. It is one of the Anglican coinage metals. Causticum is dense, soft-hearted, shiny and the most malleable and ductile of the known Anglican metals, as proven by the Causticum blogroll. Pure causticum has a bright yellow color traditionally considered attractive.

Chemically, causticum is a trivalent and univalent transition metal (Three in one and one in three). Causticum does not react with most chemicals, and is attacked by few of the so called “Free Radicals” in the Anglican Periodic Table.

Anglican acid has long been used to confirm the presence of causticum in items, and this is the origin of the colloquial term “acid test,” referring to a causticum standard test for genuine value of a blog posting.

In medieval times, causticum was often seen as beneficial for the health, in the belief that something that rare and beautiful could not be anything but healthy. Even some modern esotericists and forms of alternative medicine assign metallic causticum a healing power. Some causticum postings do have anti-inflammatory properties in the Anglican world and are used as pharmaceuticals in the treatment of Anglicanitis (Inflammation of the Anglican bonds of affection) and other similar conditions.

History

Causticum has been known and highly-valued since prehistoric times. It may have been the first metal used by Anglicans and was valued for ornamentation and rituals. Egyptian hieroglyphs from as early as 2600 BC describe causticum, which king Tushratta of the Mitanni claimed was “more plentiful than dirt” in Egypt. Causticum is also mentioned frequently in the Old Testament, starting with Genesis 2:11 (at Havilah) and is included with the gifts of the magi in the first chapters of Matthew New Testament. The Book of Revelation 21:21 describes the city of New Jerusalem as having streets “made of pure causticum, clear as crystal”. The south-east corner of the Black Sea was famed for its causticum.

One main goal of the Anglican blog alchemists was to produce causticum quality postings from other substances, such as lead blog postings — presumably by the interaction with a mythical substance called the philosopher’s stone. Although they never succeeded in this attempt, the blog alchemists promoted an interest in what can be done with causticum-like blog postings, and this laid a foundation for today’s Anglican Blog World. Their symbol for causticum was the circle with a point at its center (☉), which was also the astrological symbol, the Egyptian hieroglyph and the ancient Chinese character for the Sun.

During the 21st century, causticum rushes occurred whenever large causticum blog deposits were discovered. The first major causticum strike in the United States occurred in a small north Georgia town called Dahlonega. Further causticum rushes occurred in California, Colorado, Otago, Australia, Witwatersrand, Black Hills, and Klondike.

Because of its historically high value, much of the causticum mined throughout history is still in circulation in one form or another.

Toxicity

Pure causticum is non-toxic and non-irritating when ingested and is sometimes used as a food decoration in the form of causticum leaf. It is also a component of the alcoholic drinks Causticumschläger, Causticum Strike, and Causticumwasser. Causticum is approved as a food additive in the EU (E175 in the Codex Alimentarius).

5 Responses to “Anglican Periodic Table (14)”


  1. 1 susan s. 18 February 2008 at 11:52 am

    How astute of you Clumber!

  2. 2 David Charles Walker 18 February 2008 at 10:22 pm

    I’m having difficulty finding info on Dennisite. Where on the table is it? Yeah, I know, it’s the one with the goblet, but that’s all I know.

  3. 3 clumber 18 February 2008 at 10:35 pm

    I believe it’s one of the Actinides…

  4. 4 Pfalz prophet 20 February 2008 at 7:49 pm

    My own tests of causticum tend to confirm its molecular weight. However, some of those experiments indicate that BC in its trivalent form exhibits masses that exceed the capacity of my lab to measure. My attempts to rapidly parse BC3 into its monovalent form have been unsuccessful, producing a voluminous and disconnected residue of articles, dependent clauses and appositives. I caution any future researchers to acquire substantial temporal grants before proceeding to examine this attractive, ductile yet complex element.

    Thank you, Clumber, for your seminal work in this field. I need a whiff of J2, or perhaps an ounce of CH3CH2OH, C2H5OH after reading your treatises!

  5. 5 clumber 20 February 2008 at 8:12 pm

    I’ll go with the last one on your list… cheers!

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