We have gotten our hands on a web cam photo which captured the exact moment that one of StandLimp’s writers saw the latest Ruth Gledhill article on Rowan celebrating communion with Actual Gay People (AGP™), and having the unmitigated gall to say he listened to them!!!
GregSarahMatt was quoted as saying “That Bastard! How dare he do this! Why can’t he listen to us”
Dr. Williams, in a private interview with Clumber said “Well, it’s because they’ve gotten the whole Christian message wrong! I’ve listened to those twits a lot, and quite frankly just can’t stand their pedantic little arguments. They all need to get out and start working for the Kingdom of God.”
And here’s what you’ve come for, the StandLimp writer at his keyboard:
My, that is a scoop! Congrats to our canine on patrol with the webcam.
I guess GregSarahMatt don’t know how to do Anglican 4-part harmony. Or else Jackie was swooning on the floor so she couldn’t join in. Three — count them — three threads whining and screeching all at once. Quel horreur!
Wow, Dr. Williams said that? It’s very coherent for him, isn’t it? And in English too.
I’m sorry, why does your link go to a Molly Ivins article? Is this the joke? Help me out here!
Ooops… clumber was so excited to get the web cam picture that he linked to the wrong article…. the real one is there now. And no, it’s not a link to the Limp articles. You can find them some other way.
No, I did not want the limp articles, just the one by Ruthy. Thanks.
I’m waiting for Clumber’s photo of Ruthy.
But she’s not all that funny… the SL people are hilarious, as is the ABC!
Clumber, I’m not getting a picture. Wasn’t Ruthie snippy in the article? And all eyes will be on Gene and Mark celebrating their “honeymoon”. Can’t she leave him alone? Can’t everyone let him be? They’re all sick.
Snippy ≠ Funny. Yes, we should all mind our own business.