Breaking News!

Kendall Harmon has reported that he has found the absolute last person in the world who is predicting schism! After a streak of finding (on average) 3 people a day for the last 4 years predicting a split, Kendall Harmon this morning reported that he had “Completely run out of people to interview about this”.

The Anglican World is reported to have heaved a collective sigh of relief.

4 Responses to “Breaking News!”


  1. 1 klady 25 September 2007 at 12:25 pm

    I should have known that an old dog with his ear to the ground would have scooped the heavy hitters.

    I, too, join in the collective sigh.

    (But don’t wake me again until the real *news* hits the fan).

  2. 2 Eileen the Episcopalifem 25 September 2007 at 1:01 pm

    Yep. I’m sighing collectively at this news.

    What will be will be, right?

  3. 3 clumber 25 September 2007 at 2:48 pm

    And believe it or not, I don’t think anything will change at our church. Not. One. Thing. I’m reminded of Bill Murray’s “It just doesn’t matter” rant from Meatballs… we’re gonna keep on doing what we do.

  4. 4 Grandmère Mimi 25 September 2007 at 4:33 pm

    That’s probably the case in my church, too, Clumber. Bishop Jenkins is far too indebted to TEC now to think of pulling out. Lotsa reconstruction money changed hands, you know. Not implying anything. Just sayin’

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