Clumber’s reaction to NO has finally settled upon him:
It’s not that I don’t care, but this minute by minute, live-blogging, “oh, the bishop from Western South Dakota might fart” just bores me to tears.
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Well, that’s been my thought since it all began. I just didn’t know if one dared say it out loud.
The only funny part was Matt ranting about not having an open session this morning, then getting an open session, and then finding out that the “draft” document he was “live” reporting was not The Draft Document being prepared for the Primates. So which is which? Was there a switch? Was one just the unedited long form or the other something entirely different made up by Draft Committee No. 1 or Committee No. 2? Who was in the secret chambers working on No. 2? Things 3 and 4? Could Dr. Seuss script anything better? Come on, admit it, it’s got to be more amusing than dogs (or bishops) farting… just not much.
Going back in hibernation here. Woof when there’s a final document.
Clumber, just so you have the latest: my dog Diana farted, and it was a stinky. She says, “Woof! You know I can’t help my farts and how they smell. Maybe if you’d stop buying the cheap dog food….”
Oh you cruel and wicked woman…. buy the dog some good stuff immediately! She deserves it! Do you eat crap? No? Well then why is your dog doing it? A dog farting is nobody’s fault except the owner (provided she hasn’t broken into the cupboard and eaten a package of oatmeal or a mincemeat pie or something)
Woof out to Diana! Clumber’s got your back, girl!
unfortunately expensive dog food does not stop the farts. We have three large living laboratories here to prove it.
We are always searching for a “low emissions” dog food.
If you have any suggestions let me know!
Keep on trying other kinds. Try making your own so that you can control what’s in it, as a learning experience for what gives your dogs gas. Maybe it’s corn fillers. Maybe it’s beef. Treat your “laboratories” well, that’s my recommendation!
woof!