Okay gang, to start with, all bishops and staff will be staying in FEMA trailers while in N.O.
Forget those fancy Airsteam trailers I previously suggested.
Next, 10AM will be a mandatory three-legged race for all bishops.
Gene, you and Bobby D. will be a team.
Ikers, you and Katherine.
Skip, you and Schofield.
All others will be assigned based on the form you filled out where you were asked who you were least comfortable with.
Then at 1PM will be the the donkey basketball game for charity. Here are some pictures from our files of the last time we did this.
We have been giving all our animals steroids to bulk them up a bit as last time you flattened a number of our steeds.
At 3PM will be aerobics with our instructor, Ms Mimi who promises that you will think more about the complete package of mind/body/spirit.
The dinner will be provided by the N.O. chapter of the Empty Bowl Organization. No one will be allowed to bring food into the dinner.
At 7PM will be the Elvis Look-a-like contest. Prizes for both the best slim-trim Elvis and the “pudgy Elvis”.
At 7AM the next morning will be a mandatory fitness test for holding the position of bishop. Remember, this involves sit-ups, push-ups and the 5K walk race. Anyone failing to finish will be required to give up their Episcopates. Trust me, by the end of this “purity test”, the last thing on your minds will be sexual orientation!
More ideas are in the works for mending the “Episcopal/Anglican rift” as some of you like to call it. Hey, wait a minute, we have clever people reading this right now - let’s take advantage of this - submit your ideas in the comments section!
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