A Clumber Parable

The Soldier Who Wouldn’t Quit

Onoda and his men lived in the jungle for years, occasionally engaging in skirmishes and carrying out acts of sabotage as part of their guerrilla activities. They were tormented by jungle heat, incessant rain, rats, insects, and the occasional armed search party. Any villagers they sighted were seen as spies, and attacked by the four men, and over the years a number of people were wounded or killed by the rogue soldiers.

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By the time he formally surrendered to Philippine President Ferdinand Marcos in 1974, Onoda had spent twenty nine of his fifty two years hiding the jungle, fighting a war that had long been over for the rest of the world. He and his guerrilla soldiers had killed some thirty people unnecessarily, and wounded about a hundred others. But they had done so under the belief that they were at war.

Let’s make a movie from this story… who shall we cast as the star?
The casting call starts now!

2 Responses to “A Clumber Parable”


  1. 1 MadPriest 28 June 2007 at 2:21 pm
  2. 2 clumber 28 June 2007 at 3:02 pm

    Wish I could claim kinship with the good Saint Christopher… I’d feel even better if we had more dog-faced saints!

    clumber

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