Barkings Of An Old Dog

Okay, so I’m just packing up my Iams and biscuits and water bowl and food dishes and squeeky toys and tennis balls and favorite bed and my very favorite dog collar (okay, it’s not my favorite, but it’s the grandpups favorite - it’s pink!), and Mimi seems to be bummed out and blue, so I’ll throw out a good southern topic, coutesy of Linda Richman:

A peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.

and if that one doesn’t work for you, try another LR topic:

The radical reconstruction of the south after the Civil War was neither radical nor a reconstruction. Discuss.

or if that one still does nothing for you, try:

I apologize to the ABC for a hasty knee jerk reaction on Lambeth invites…. he may be a great leader and KJS and he can work together far better than I ever imagined. Discuss.

Okay, well, gotta run, the car horn is beeping and my name is being called! Hope they saved a window seat for me to hang out of!

WOOF!

Okay, kids, you’re on your own for a few days. Mrs. Clumber and I are off to visit some of the grandpups. My, my. They’re getting so big! Some time to let the grandpuppies ride on old Clumber’s back and let them pull my ears… my oh my it’s gonna be great! I love seeing the little ones!

In the meantime, talk among yourselves. I’ll let Mimi suggest a topic, and you all can respond. Mimi, are you there…

woof, woof and woof

Offered without comment.

It’s so true… FYI, this will be a light blogging day as I’ll be “barking in tongues” all day… feel the spirit!

And if it’s true that we begin to look like our pets, what does this say for those Boston Terrier owners, hm?

So today, I check the blog stats and some poor schmuck has used a search engine to find my blog based on the search string “sex with dog”… oh, I am just sick…

People, find this person and get them some help!

Please!

I’m not sure I can find words to express my thoughts right now other than “Yow!”

Oh, click on the picture to read the story! And okay, it is about sex!

Don’t you just love science!

Over at Kendall’s place, he threw out the topic of glossolalia, speaking in tongues, if you will. I’m not a big fan of this stuff. I don’t get it. Has anyone ever done it without having seen it? It looks like pure learned behavior, sort of a “hey, I can do that!” type of event. Then you get into the “laughing in the spirit” and all that stuff too, and you all know what a big fan of that I am! It scares me, and not in any sort of good sense. Anybody else think this sort of stuff works for them?

if you get gloomy just
take an hour off and sit
and think how
much better this world
is than hell
of course it won t cheer
you up much if
you expect to go there

archy

i hear he s writing a book on fyodor doestoevsky soon
or maybe that s a different archy

clumber felt like cribbing someone else s work today
he was busy with pizzas and fifth graders and make your own sundaes
does it get any better than this question mark

I can’t quite put my finger on it, but I’ve always had some suspicions about Rowan Cerberus…

This could explain what’s happening in the Anglican world… we’re an experiment by a professional in Chaos Theory! I’m not even going to try to explain the “strange attractors” part though!