BoobyP goes out to get his Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
Wag of the tail to Clerical Whispers for this:
California Man Believes He Sees Virgin Mary In Wound
MONTEREY, CA (NBC) — A California man says he can see the image of the Virgin Mary in his leg after a motorcycle accident.
Marc Lipton said he was riding his motorcycle when he lost control and slid about 50 feet along the road.
Lipton said he wasn’t wearing leather chaps at the time because he was close to home.
Lipton said he believes the Virgin Mary protected him from further injury when the motorcycle slid out from underneath him.
The Roman Catholic Church has very strict guidelines regarding what is deemed an official sighting of the Virgin Mary.
There has been no word on if the Diocese of Monterey will investigate Lipton’s leg as a legitimate apparition of the Virgin Mary.
Comment 1: As far as clumber++ can see, there’s only one thing the man should do. Cut it off and sell it on ebay.
Comment 2: The Roman Catholic Church has very strict guidelines regarding what is deemed an official sighting of the Virgin Mary. They have quality control on everything, don’t you know.
These people will say anything. That just goes to show you the outrageous claims BoobyP will make. I, and I alone, am the new Bishop of Pittsburgh, and I, and I alone, am entitled to that invitation. Perhaps I shall bring Mrs. Clumber, and we can do the canine shuffle together at the big dance. I promise to try to control my slobber, but my snoring is beyond my control. If your sermon puts me to sleep, then you are to blame for the snoring, Rowan!
The following is not me, nor one of our grandpups.
No children were harmed in the making of this picture.
So, GrandClumber, can you tell me the story again about the little boy with the dark rotten mess for a heart and guts? And tell me about how you’re gonna die because of your sin, just like everyone…. puleeeeeeaseeeee, GrandClumber?
clumber++’s back, but don’t expect much for a couple of days. Grandpupping is hard work!
Well, it’s another of the frequent timeouts for clumber++. We’re headed off for some good solid grandpup time. Remember the rules: play nice with each other, share your squeaky toys, no biting ankles, try to have fun, and stay away from any dark rotten messes you might see or hear about.
Oh, and first and foremost, listen to the Master’s Voice.
clumber++, First Canine Bishop of the Diocese of Pittsburgh of The Episcopal Church
Accept No Substitutes
Marital Bliss
A forty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you! ?”
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says “I don’t care. I just came from the doctor and he says I have the breasts of an 18-year-old.”
The husband said, “What did he say about your 41-year-old ass?”
“Your name never came up,” she replied.
Another TED talk that is highly recommended!
Brian Cox: What really goes on at the Large Hadron Collider
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